“Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs by Molly Harper” review -Blogtober day 28

Nice Girls Don’t Have Fangs

(Jane Jameson #1)

5618698Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children’s librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that’s sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she’s mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She’s forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn’t enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What’s a nice undead girl to do?

MY THOUGHTS 

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The story– 5/5

Setting of the book– 3/5(It was a little bit meeh)

Main Hero– 5/5 (I loved Jane)

Smexy Times?– Some

Overall – 4.5/5 stars 

 Think I have found the ideal book to read on Halloween! This was everything I love in a book and more. Vampires, werewolves, crazy librarians and mistery men. Basically a perfect book, but the plot wasn’t perfect. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed and laughed reading it , but the plot wasn’t what I expected. Would I recommend? Totaly, just don’t expect anything serious and plot-driven.

 

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Favorite Quotes from the Book 

“See this glass? This morning, I would have said this glass isn’t half empty. It’s half full. And I was used to that. My whole life has been half full. Half-full family, half-full personal life, half-full career. But I settled for it. I was used to it. Did I already say that I was used to it?”

She was the type of librarian who has “Reading is supposed to be educational, not fun” tattooed somewhere.

Welcome to the fascinating world of the undead! Please use this guidebook as a handy reference as you make your first steps toward eternity. Inside you will find information on vampire nutrition, relationships, and safety. But before learning about your future, a word about our past…
—From The Guide for the Newly Undead

When vampires are turned, they buy leather pants. It’s kind of like when human men get divorced, they get a sad apartment and a boat. It’s a rite of passage.

“She finally did it!” I screeched, clutching my cotton-covered rear. “Mama tranquilized me and booked me on Extreme Makeover!”

Why was this sweet man engaged to my Grandma? I can only imagine that he actually wanted to die, and he saw marriage to her as his only way out.

“You don’t have the emotional maturity of a grapefruit. A tangerine, maybe, but I think you’ve got to work your way up to grapefruit.”

 

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Creepypastas to listen on Halloween-Blogtober day 27

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Hello, My Darlings! How are you all doing? Are you in the Halloween mood? Today I want to share with you all my favorite creepypastas.

What is CreepyPasta?

Creepypastas are horror-related legends or images that have been copied and pasted around the Internet. These Internet entries are often brief, user-generated, paranormal stories intended to scare readers. They include gruesome tales of murder, suicide, and otherworldly occurrences.

Let’s dive into it!

 

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Halloween This Or That Tag -Blogtober day 25

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Hello My Darlings, And Hey if you are new here! It’s so nice to see you on my blog. It’s the Blogtober day 25, we are almost at the end of Blogtober.That’s crazy! Halloween is around the corner, so I decided to get in the mood and do a This Or That Halloween tag!

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Questions:

1. Chocolate candy or fruity?

I’m a chocolate addict, so definitely chocolate! What can be better than chocolate?!

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2. Witches of Vampires?

Oh my, this is hard. I love the history of Vampires, it has always fascinated me, but on the other hand, Witches are simply BadAss. So I would say both!

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3. Trick or Treat?

Treat! Gimme those candies! What’s your favorite kind of candy? Leave it down bellow!

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4. Halloween Party or Scary Movie?

Scary movies? I really don’t care about parties, so give me popcorn, chocolate, and a movie.

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5. Skeletons or Zombies?

Skeletons, I don’t like zombies!

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6. Scary Costume or Funny Costume?

I like both! My main criteria are that the costume needs to be original.

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7. Pumpkin Seeds or Pumpkin Pie?

Pumpkin Seeds, those are soooo goood!

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8. Bottle Feed A Baby Zombie or Walk Alone Through A Dark Forest?

Walk Alone Through A Dark Forest, definitely!It’s much safer then Bottle Feed A Baby Zombie, what does a baby zombie eats? Humans?

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9. Bats or Black Cats?

Black cats. I love cats, they are so cute!

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10. Pumpkin Spice or hot Chocolate?

I haven’t tried Pumpkin Spice anything, But I do love Hot Chocolate!

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The Spooky Halloween Tag(the short version)

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Hello, my darlings !Happy Halloween! How are you all doing? Today I decided to do an appropriate Tag, we don’t celebrate Halloween officially but still, I wanted to be part of it, even if just in a blog post form!

1. Favourite horror or Halloween-themed song?

2. Name something you wouldn’t want to run into in a dark forest or in an abandoned building.

a serial killer, that’s really scary . I could deal with a ghost, but killers are a different story.

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3. Have you ever played with an Ouija Board?

Yes,I have and I wouldn’t advise anyone to do that

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4. Favorite horror monster or villain?

Dracula! I have a fascination with vampires and everything vampire related.

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5. The creepiest thing that’s ever happened while you were alone?

I saw a ghost when I came home one day and I started to scream …it’s a quite a long story, so if you want to read it all in details comment down below

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6. If you were dared to spend the night in a “haunted house”, would you do it?

If someone would stay with me , then yes,I would love too!

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7. Are you superstitious?

Yes!I am

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8. Do you ever see figures in your peripheral vision?

Sometimes…..

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9. Which urban legend scares you the most?

Bloody Mary…we did play it as kids and I still am terrified .

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10. Do you prefer gore or thrillers?

Thrillers!I don’t do well with gore…

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11. Do you believe in multiple dimensions or worlds?

Yes, I do believe in multiple dimensions.

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12. Ever made a potion of any sort?

As a kid, we did play and made some “love potions”

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13. Do you get scared easily?

I don’t think so …

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14. Have you ever played Bloody Mary?

Yes, and a few different ways .Like just in front of a mirror or with mirror, candle and drawing stairs with a red lipstick…we did it all

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15. Do you believe in demons/the devil?

Yes ..I do

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16. You’re home alone but you hear footsteps in your house, what do you do?

I try to find a logical solution if there isn’t one I would call my mom.

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17. If you got trapped in one scary movie, which would you choose?

ohhh…this is a hard one , maybe Blare Witch Project

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18. If you could only wear one Halloween costume for the rest of your life, what would you be?

A Witch or a vampire!Classical…

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19. Would you ever go to a graveyard at night?

No..that’s just disrespectful in my opinion

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20. You’re in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer?

The smart one or the comic relief could go both ways !

 

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5 Scary stories for a cozy Halloween night

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Happy Halloween to everyone who is celebrating!In Latvia, we don’t celebrate Halloween, but we do love to dress up and have a great time on this day.This year I didn’t have any plans for this day. Maybe watch some scary videos on youtube and then  I decided to share some of my favorites scary stories(or just plain creepy ones) out there(I do like them not only on Halloween), If you are like me and don’t have plans today, then get ready some popcorn or some warm tea and enjoy!

1.The Black Eyed Children by Kendall Rae

 

2.7 Chilling Tales: Chepstow Castle & Unseen Creatures | SUBSCRIBER STORYTIME #16 by Cayleigh Elise

 

3. SCARIEST INTERNET MYTHS by shane

 

4.”I Used to Run a Halloween Store” Creepypasta by CreepyPastaJr

 

5. 10 True Scary Halloween Stories (Scary Stories) by The Creepy Fox

 

Hope You enjoy!

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I Heart Fall Tag!

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hotAh, It’s Fall, The time of fluffy socks, rainy days and hot chocolate.I love this time of the year. I found this cool and very appropriate tag on mamakatslosinit blog and decided to do it.Yes originally it’s a Youtube tag but who really cares, right?So let’s start!

Questions

1. Favorite Fall scent?

The scent after rain in the forest, it’s so unique.But if we are talking scents you can buy, then it’s cranberry candles.

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2. Best way to spend a rainy day?

Curled up with hot cocoa and a good book.

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3. Favorite Fall Drink?

Black tea with honey and lemon or hot cacao with soy milk.

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4. Football, yay or nay?

If we are talking about Europian Football then yay!

5. Favorite article of clothing this Fall.

Knitted sweaters!They are so warm and comfy

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6. Haunted house, haunted hayride, or haunted corn maze?

I haven’t been to any of them, but I would prefer Haunted House

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7. The scariest movie you’ve ever seen…

hmm…the Ring!

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8. Favorite candy to eat on Halloween?

Interesting fact, We don’t celebrate Halloween in Latvia officially.

9. What will you be this year?

If we will have a house party, then I would love to dress as snow-white

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10. Favorite fall recipe.

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11. What is your Favorite thing about Fall?

Favorite thing…I guess the atmosphere of fall in general, the beautiful view outside the window, layers and cute sweaters.

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12. Who else would you like to see complete the I Heart Fall Tag?

Anyone really!If you want to do this tag or if you did this tag, please leave the link in the comments, I would love to read your answers!

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